Word definitions from Urban Dictionary

Some random definitions from urban dictionary:
(Disclaimer: beware - lots of ribald obscenities on the urban dictionary site...)
protohype - leaking a prototype device to generate buzz about a product you don't quite yet have ready for market.
presponse - To respond to a question before it is finished, often confusing the asker.
NELB - not entirely load bearing - Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.
Phobar - Acronym for "PHOtoshopped Beyond All Recognition." 
voluntold - An unpleasant task assigned by your boss.
intexticated - Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.
Googleheimer's - The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you've forgotten what it was. 

emailnesia - when you sit down at your computer to type an email but forget what you were going to send and to whom. 

neverendum - repeatedly putting a referendum initiative on the ballot, so that voters will eventually support the proposition because they don't want to hear about it anymore.
nontouchitarian - A person who doesn't let their food touch other foods on the plate so that every flavor remains individual. 

procrastineating - When a person makes it sound like they are apologizing when, in fact, they are just shifting the blame or using twisted logic to argue their way out of responsibility for their actions.

fauxpology - When a person makes it sound like they are apologizing when, in fact, they are just shifting the blame or using twisted logic to argue their way out of responsibility for their actions.

[give the] cold finger - Similar to cold shoulder, except a cold finger is done by ignoring someone's text or facebook message--usually when said person's comment is pointless or uncalled for.

typeless - adj. The state of being so astounded that one cannot type; writing equivalent of speechless

aarping - [AARP is the American Association of Retired Persons] When an elderly person, such as your grandfather, complains incessantly about nothing.